1/10/2016

Glow Away

Profile Sent in by Vicente:

About me:

When I was pregnant with my first son my friends told me I was glowing. I'm proud that I am still glowing and that the glow of motherhood has never left me. I walk into a room and everyone lights up to see me so maybe it can be said that my glow makes others glow as well. The true definition of a glowing spirit is someone whose glow you share. If you want to glow even for a little bit then you should write to me and we'll see how it happens. Come glow with me and we will emit particles of sweet glow-fairy to brighten the darkest day. Every day can be a darkest day so my sons and I will glow your life with enough smiles to glow for a thousand years. With luck we will live that long!

10 comments:

  1. Maybe if she stands out that much in a crowd, it's not that much because she glows, but perhaps because of the size of her head...

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  2. Wow so Glowing Ones from fallout are an actual thing. Who knew? I'd prefer a feral ghoul to this self obsorbed lady any day.

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    1. This settles it. You're my new ABCD girlfriend.

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  3. She's probably glowing ORANGE from all the fake tanners she enjoys...

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  4. How many times do you have to say glow before it stops sounding like a word?

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  5. Jared, the title made me laugh out loud.

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