12/20/2015

Mouths Wide Shut

Profile Sent in by Stephen:

I'm really good at

I am a ventriloquist. That means I can make it sound like something else is talking while keeping my own mouth closed. This is a true talent and really works. One time I used it when a gun guy was chasing me with a friend and I made it sound like my friend said something and so the gun guy shot him and not me. I sometimes compete in competitions and win cash prizes.
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