12/26/2015

I Prefer Unhooked Skin

Email Sent in by Annie:

Hello lady,
Your photos are good byt why not shots qwith more skin. Not nude shots (site wont allow it) but shots of you with a bathing suit would be fine. Just want a good idea as to health of my future mates. If the flab is eminnet then I wone watse time to write you but if you have tight skin (wear it hooked well on your bones) then I will be happy to see you out. You can send me the photos of you in your skin at [REDACTED]@yahoo.com.

YOur new best friend?,
Paul

5 comments:

  1. Hey, piercings are popular with those rascally Millennials...

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  2. Who else immediately thought of "Silence of the Lambs"?

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  3. Nope. Nope. Nope to the infinity.

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  4. It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

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  5. When you have a bikini pic and don't want casual sex, men complained that you put a sexy pic up. When you don't have something revealing, they complain you're covering yourself/not being honest about your body.

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