11/15/2015

May I Forget It?

Profile Sent in by Byron:

About me:

Congratulations! You found my profile! Your reward will be 10,000 of these. Think it over, will you? A new house for your family. And good food and comfort for the rest of their lives. And don't forget the name. GONORRHEA.

1 comment:

  1. Slugworth is done with Everlasting Gobstoppers and has made a dating profile.

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