9/06/2015

Just Chew It

Profile Sent in by Robert:

About me:

After thinking about it for a while I have decided to write this profile. Maybe I will meet my future husband here? Instead I chew ice. Friends tell me that lots of ice chewing is the sign of love frustration. I am on the fence about the idea. On one hand ice will never let me down. It is cold and chewy. A man is warm but will let me down over and over again. Ice cannot warm the bed but a man can. But so can a pet. Maybe I will just buy a pet instead. I just figured out what I will do. No man needed anymore. Do not message me.

2 comments:

  1. She'll change her mind when her pet rejects her and her chewing ice in the bed.

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  2. Chewy ice? What the hell are you putting in ice? Ice is crunchy. You're doing it wrong.

    ReplyDelete

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