9/19/2015

Hit the Snakes

Email Sent in by Kelly:

Dear Kelly,

I saw that you looked at my profile some times. Maybe make this official? I am Daniel and I will look at your profile now. There. Did that feel good? I know that women are pleased in different ways but you are unique. What can I do for you? A serpent can yet lead the animal kingdom to a great and glorious future. But women are afraid of serpents and rightfully so! This one is a difficult one but I'll do my best:

I work in the financial district as a worker bee. Not so glamorous but the nights out are excellent. No one parties like bankers do. They work hard. They play hard. I am a man of fierce appetites but for the right woman, she can be my night woman. If you look at my profile again I will assume you mean real interest. If you do not then I will party with the night women and be disappearing into their world. The wonders only await you if you join me.

Daniel

3 comments:

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    1. Hahaha, that's what popped into my head too! I kept expecting Daniel to mention how awesome his business card was.

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    2. Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!

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