8/02/2015

Wash the Scoop After Use

Profile Sent in by Allison:

About me:

A fun loving guy who's not afraid of the business of life. Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose. I'm just here to enjoy the ride. How to describe me. My friends have described me as generous and kind and polite and a man who knows how to treat a woman. There is a king in me and he is at once firm and kind. Take one scoop generosity and one scoop kindness and one scoop politeness and one scoop sperm and you will have me.

2 comments:

  1. Your friends should also describe you as someone who doesn't know how to use a fucking comma.

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