8/01/2015

Lucky Hair

Email Sent in by Jonathan:

(Jonathan says: "I got this message after I wrote Cynthia once with a standard, friendly hi-and-how-are-you message.")


Hi.

You messaged me. Why?

So I guess you want to know about me. My profile is self explanatory and I don't see what was unclear. Maybe the part about me liking hiking? It means I like walks. Maybe the part about me skydiving? It means I like jumping out of planes. Maybe the part about soccer? It means I like to kick balls. Not sure what was unclear about that.

I'd write you back but I am too busy. Not too interested so you get this form response. As you know many guys write to me and I simply do not have the time to write them all. I am too busy washing my hair or blowing my hair or brushing my hair or take your pick. Sorry-not-sorry. Further inquiries will be auto deleted. That's too bad for you and yet still somehow good news for me.

Cynthia

5 comments:

  1. Yes, OP, too bad for you to miss out on dating this lovely, self absorbed twat. Better luck next time!

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  2. It's almost like watching someone play-acting out a scene of an awful person who she wishes she had the position to be. What a strange time when people aspire to be so low.

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  3. Look, it annoys me too when people ignore my profile, but the least you can is not be nasty about it.

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  4. I was done after "It means I like to kick balls." Enough said.

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  5. It's nice when they show you the bitchy right off, so you don't waste any time on them.

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