6/04/2015

The Greatest Story Ever Toed

Story Sent in by Richard:

I invited Aimee out on a date and it was her idea to go to the beach.

"Wear flip-flops!" she insisted. I thought that was weird, but I was likely planning to wear some sort of sandals, in any case.

I bought lunch for us at a food truck and sat down with her at a concrete table aside the sand. As we ate, she made a weird motion and said, "Oops! I dropped something." She ducked under the table.

Next thing I knew, she was yanking forcefully on my toes.

"Ow!" I shouted, "What are you doing?"

"What does it feel like?" she asked as if that was any sort of explanation.

I pulled my foot away and she scrambled after it to my side of the table and then it was her turn to shout, "Ow!"

She had hit her head under the table and crawled out. She seemed to be in a lot of pain and said she wanted to go home. We had driven there separately and so she left in near-tears. I never found out what her deal was or why my toes were so interesting to her.

1 comment:

  1. Simple answer: You were wearing thong flip-flops and she wanted you to know what it felt like to have them yanked. I assume someone gave her a thong wedgie and she wanted some kind of misplaced revenge or just wanted you, as a man, to understand the hardships of wearing thong underwear.

    Girlfriend, just switch. There are plenty of comfortable underwear options out there for women. I hear granny panties are making a come back.

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