6/13/2015

Slow Zap

Email Sent in by Pearl:

Hi-

We both know why we are on this site and it isn't to read idiotic profiles. Its to look at each other and decide for a quick screw. So I'll make it easy for you: I am the best lay you will ever, ever have. I never go limp. I never go flaccid. I have been long and hard hard for four long hard weeks. I am like a building electric current and the only thing that can ground me is you. I am a lightning rod of intense feeling. Will you be there to be jolted. WARNING: most women fly off the dick when first inserted. No fear to just try again! Do not forget the mind is the biggest biggest indigeonus zone.

Ronaldo

5 comments:

  1. Oh boy how attractive to picture the several species of small animals crawling about inside and on top of his environment !

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  2. Vocabulary can be very important. Also, as to the whole dick thing, maybe he just had too much gluten?

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  3. Yes, but what's the second biggest indigenous zone?

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  4. May no woman ever, ever give birth to this cretin's offspring

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