6/30/2015

And Our Last Name is Lannister

Story Sent in by Mark:

After my first date ended with Rose, I had a good feeling about her and planned to call her up the next day to ask her out again. But as I prepared to go to bed that night, she texted me a photo of her legs. I thought it was just her being playful, so I texted her back a photo of my feet.

Not to be outdone, she texted me a photo of her right arm. I texted her back my fingers.

She texted me an elbow. I texted her a knee.

She texted me a penis. I texted her...

Hang on.

I wrote her, "Ha! Funny. Not yours I hope."

No response. I went to bed a little unnerved, but not terribly worried.

The next morning she still hadn't responded and I called her with the main intent to ask her out again and the secondary intent to clarify the photo she sent the night before. It went to voicemail. I wasn't going to make a pest of myself so I opted to wait until she called me back.

Late in the day she texted me, "Hahahahaha! No that wasn't mine. ;)"

I had figured as much. She had probably downloaded it as a joke, but it was nice to have confirmation. I was in the midst of texting her back when she followed it up with, "It was my twin's."

That's right. She did have a twin brother. I erased whatever I had been writing and sent her, "Why would you send me your twin's penis?"

She didn't reply to that text, to my voicemail, or to anything else, ever again.

2 comments:

  1. OP just blew his chance at that threesome with twins he'd been dreaming about since he was 15, and all because of a detail. Pedant.

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  2. He could have done it with her on their bed of trash while her twin watched. Twice.

    ReplyDelete

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