5/22/2015

Thank God for That

(You write. You finish. Six steps to the next step on this week's Jared's Inkwell. -JMG)

Story Sent in by Sheila:

"True or false," Joel asked me right when we sat down to dinner on our blind date, "Women are just men without penises."

"False," I said.

Joel asked, "Do you have a penis?"

I said, "No."

"Then you just proved my point."

"How?"

"By not having a penis. You have no frame of reference. I, having one, now have all the cards. That's why men are 99% of Fortune 500 leaders."

I said, "You poor man. I guess you'll never have a vagina."

He grinned like a donkey. "Thank God for that!"

I smiled, finished dinner with the man I'd never sleep with or see again, and went home.

7 comments:

  1. Wow, you managed to choke down dinner after listening to that misogynistic bile spew out of your date's mouth? Must have been really good food.

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  2. He's right though - she had no frame of reference there. She was like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie. She was out of her element.

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  3. While I agree that the wandering packs of feral children that plague theatres are a serious problem, hunting for loose change and confusing risqué movie scenes to question their parents about, there is no bigger pest than a dick in a man costume.

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  4. Tourist, you're over the line!

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  5. Misogynistic wandering prenises aside, Daisy Duped's punctuation is like hot pokers to the eyes.

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  6. Feel the burn. Shake what your English teachers gave you.

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