5/01/2015

Reverse Dinner

Story Sent in by Seamus:

Marianne came out to dinner with me for a first date even though she said she wasn't feeling well. We were sitting at a restaurant's back deck when she all of a sudden puked a little on the table. Luckily our food wasn't there yet and she practically ran for the bathroom.

While she was gone, I cleaned up as much of the mess as I could. When she came back and sat down, she complained about a weird smell at the table.

"Could be the... the vomit," I suggested.

"You vomited?" she asked me.

"Uh, no. But you did. Remember?"

"Nope," she said with a straight face, "I've never puked in all my life."

I gave her a stare then asked, "Are you feeling better?"

She said, "I've never felt better, actually." Then she said, "It smells like puke here. It makes me want to puke. I'm leaving."

She left me and a bad-smelling table behind. Check please.

1 comment:

Content Policy

A Bad Case of the Dates reserves the right to publish or not publish any submitted content at any time, and by submitting content to A Bad Case of the Dates, you retain original copyright, but are granting us the right to post, edit, and/or republish your content forever and in any media throughout the universe. If Zeta Reticulans come down from their home planet to harvest bad dating stories, you could become an intergalactic megastar. Go you!

A Bad Case of the Dates is not responsible for user comments. We also reserve the right to delete any comments at any time and for any reason. We're hoping to not have to, though.

Aching to reach us? abadcaseofthedates at gmail dot com.