5/16/2015

Hang on to Your Honeypile

Email Sent in by Tamika:

Yo.

I went 2 mcdonalds and ordered a best thing on the menu and they returned with u. How r u? We can get to know each other very beautiful woman. Took time to wright out my just for u. So saxy u. Wat u doin on a site like this? Most times i just look for pussie (yum yum!) but not in ur case sugar sugar. I just wanna bite u...... just waaaanna..... all night looooooooog... see? I made up a song for u. U and ur yum yum pussie. U ready for me now? Im biiiiiig money. I take u out once and ur honeypile will just drop to the floor!

"I life my lamp beside the golden door!" - lazarus HIMSELF

Peace And Love,
John

2 comments:

  1. I think when your "honeypile" drops, it's called a prolapsed uterus. Not sexy.

    Also, this person should be sterilized so he can never breed. Although, I'm sure we are far too late to prevent that.

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  2. McDonald's? Is that the best he could come up with?!?

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