5/30/2015

Of Course, Of Course

Email Sent in by Caroline:

HELLO HORSEFACE.

That's right! I called you a horseface! I work at a NEIGHborhood coffee shop. I CLOMP to work with unBRIDLEd enthusiasm. Chances are I GALLOP to work. Did you ever see Wonder Years? My favorite character was WHINNY. Don't let this revelation SADDLE you with bewilderment. I am ready to help you. Do you think you'd want to go out with me? I am a manager at a coffee shop and I have my own places. Some JOCKEYS wouldn't give you the time of day but I am ready to help you. Have you HERD?

Phil

4 comments:

  1. First....Props to Phil. Second, Phil is obviously an idiot. Third, I love me a horse faced girl (Alanis Morissette, Imogen Heap, etc...)

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  2. what was she trying to do, start a pun war?

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