4/20/2015

Don't Do Me Any Flavors

Story Sent in by Elizabeth:

I was out to dinner on a first date with Orlando and we ordered drinks. Red wine for me and a vodka tonic for him. After they arrived we sipped at them and talked for a little bit.

Not too long into the conversation, he pointed behind me and asked, "What do you suppose that is?"

I turned around to look at what he was pointing at and turned back to him just in time to catch him pouring something from a small vial into my drink.

"What the hell is that?" I asked him, on guard at once.

He said, "Just flavoring."

"Uh... then you drink it."

He laughed and said, "No."

I said, "If it's just flavoring, then I'd like to see you take a sip."

He said, "I don't like wine. You drink it."

"I think I'll order another one."

He said, "Fine, but I'm not paying for it. But I'll pay for this one if you drink it."

I gathered my things and said, "How about you pay for both drinks and I leave?"

Without waiting for a response, that's just what I did. He texted me, "Come back," a few times before he sent me a final text: "I ended up drinking your wine (with the flavoring). It was really good and if you had only tried it we could have had such a great time together."

Nothing could make me imagine any sort of "great time" with that guy.

9 comments:

  1. He turned your wine into rapefruit juice

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  2. She should have called the police right on the spot !

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  3. Mr Kikkeli for the WIN!

    "Great Time" = You needing a rape kit and a full STD work-up.

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  4. Yeah, flavoring, like I have wings. Good call, OP, not to drink the stuff and to leave.

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  5. Thanks for not calling the cops, so he can continue to do this without consequence. You've done a great public service.

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    1. They wouldn't have been able to convict him. He could've said she'd put it in there to frame him, or he could've spilled it before they could take it to a lab.

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  6. I'm glad I wasn't the only one hoping for that...

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