4/11/2015

A Brooklyn Original

Email Sent in by Sandra:

Hey Sandra,

It's funny you should ask if I'm from Brooklyn originally. It is a good question (are you from Brooklyn originally?). I will answer now if I am from Brooklyn originally. I am not from Brooklyn originally. I am from New Jersey but have been in Brooklyn for a long time thus making you maybe think that I am from Brooklyn originally. But I am not from Brooklyn originally. I have friends who are from Brooklyn originally. I have neighbors who are from Brooklyn originally. But I am not and have never been from Brooklyn originally. Panties?

Shawn

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