2/08/2015

Over the Kill

Story Sent in by Jerry:

Paula messaged me and I checked out her profile. In the "Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit" box on her profile, Paula had written, "I'm directly responsible for two deaths."

I at first used that as an excuse to not write her back, but when she wrote me a second, very sweet message, I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Maybe it was a joke. In fact, in my response, I asked her, "So... what do you mean that you're directly responsible for two deaths?"

She replied, "Two of my exes killed themselves after I broke it off with them. I guess I'm just that good. LOL."

I didn't respond to that.

2 comments:

  1. Why do people think this shit is ok to admit to a date or potential date?

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  2. Sounds like they really killed themselves just to get away from this crazy bitch.

    @ Outstretchedwings - Seconded.

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