1/10/2015

Have Him Sneeze on a Porsche

Story Sent in by Linda:

Kyle had the sniffles when we met in person. He could've postponed and I would've been fine, but he did no such thing.

When our meals were served, he took a look at my food and said, "Damn, that looks good. I should've ordered that."

I said, "You can have some if you want."

He stared at it for a long time then leaned over and sneezed all over it.

He then looked at me as if for approval, then took it and said, "Or I can just claim it for my own!" He then ate both of our dinners.

After finishing them both, he then had the audacity to suggest that we split the bill. I nearly shouted that one down and he acquiesced.

Only date.

7 comments:

  1. They should be married by now. What a pair of dipshits.

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  2. I can only imagine she was too shocked to move.

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  3. Or the entertainment value of watching someone eat their own mucus coated food. Wonder if he used the bread to clean his plate?

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  4. what happens if you sneeze back on the plate ?

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  5. So if she sneezes back on her own food, then who has to eat it? Stale mate?

    And if sneezing on a Porsche doesn't work, try more drastic measures.

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  6. I almost believed this post until I saw the part about her staying while he ate both of their meals. No one would do that.

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