8/05/2014

Punch and Judi

Story Sent in by Judi:

Jan had kissed me goodnight at the end of our first date. It was a little fast for me, but I liked him enough to go out with him again. For our second outing, we went to a sculpture garden.

In front of one abstract metal construction, he leaned close to me and said, "Nice spot for a kiss." I turned to him and gave him a quick one.

When we moved on to the next sculpture, he leaned in again and said, "Another nice spot for a kiss." Once more, I kissed him.

At the third sculpture, he once more brushed up close to me and said, "What do you know? Another nice spot for a kiss."

I told him, "Let's just get to know each other a bit better."

In response, he stepped back and punched himself in the jaw. I was horrified. He opened and closed his mouth a few times and said, "How about now? Know me well enough yet?"

"Uh... I..."

He did it again, then asked, "How about now? Know me enough? Or now?!"

He punched himself again.

"Stop it!" I yelled, "You're crazy!"

He looked at the sculpture and said, "Nice spot for a kiss." He then walked away, rubbing his jaw. I immediately took my leave and never saw him again.

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