6/28/2014

Found and Lost

Story Sent in by Bettie:

I have a small chest. Now that that's out of the way, when Christopher first met me in person (this was after he had seen my profile pics and we had traded other PG-rated photos besides) we went out and had a few drinks.

After said drinks, Christopher was gentlemanly enough to say, "Whoa, what happened to your knockers? Someone steal them?"

I put my drink down, said, "Okay..." and prepared to leave.

"No, no," Christopher brushed my hand. "I want to help you. Let's find your missing breasts."

I left and didn't look back.

Two years later, after a short relationship, I found myself back into online dating and who should message me but Christopher. He apparently didn't remember me at all and struck up a conversation as if it was the first time we were speaking.

I reminded him, "I guess you don't remember me, but you were a total dick about my chest."

He wrote back, "Holy crap!!! I do remember you. Did you ever find your missing chest? I was hoping we could find it together but then I got sidetracked by girls with the biggest chests. I'm sure you understand."

I wrote back, "I'd accept your assistance, but as you're missing a brain I don't think you'd be too much help."

He never replied.

3 comments:

  1. I can see where he might have gotten confused from your profile pics.

    Seriously though, glad you stood up for yourself OP. Small tits are great. If you don't believe me, just listen to this testimonial from our friend Denis Leary.

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  2. Ooo, you insulted me! Take me right now on this table!

    Said no woman ever.

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  3. Just want to point out that there's absolutely nothing wrong with having small breasts. It really isn't that important

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