2/23/2014

Further Explanation Is Unnecessary

Story Sent in by Edward:

Susannah called me on the day of our date to tell me, "I have to postpone tonight. I have really bad rope burns."

"Rope burns?" I repeated, as I thought I had misheard her, "As in from climbing... rope?"

"Something like that. Anyway, I have to postpone."

I didn't press her on it, and postpone we did for the very next week. But again, day of, she called once more to cancel. Why?

"Rope burns," she said.

I had to ask, "Again? What do you do to get so many rope burns?"

She said, kind of snappish, "I just get them. No further explanation is available."

I told her I hoped she felt better soon and once the conversation was over, I resolved not to call her again.

7 comments:

  1. You obviously haven't dated many kinky girls, have you?

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  2. Kinky she may be, but she was obviously getting the kinks with someone else, not the OP!

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  3. ...and? I mean, they didn't even have a single date yet: how did she owe him any sort of exclusivity?

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  4. She doesn't owe him exclusively. But you know actually either going on the date or telling him she doesn't want to date him would be nice.

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  5. I think maybe she was testing you, OP, to see if you were kinky too. You should have offered to show her some less painful knots.

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  6. No, I not saying that she has to date a person exclusively! Sorry If it seemed like I implied that. I'm just saying that a little honesty would be nice.

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  7. I don't care how unexclusive you and the person you are dating are, nobody trying to pursue a romantic relationship wants to hear about the other person's fuckcapade injuries.

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