1/09/2014

X-Treme

Story Sent in by Sophie:

I was out to first date dinner with Terrence when he picked up the pepper shaker and asked me if I wanted any. I told him I didn't, and then he became all weird.

"A woman who turns down pepper," he said, "No good."

"Why?" I asked.

"I'll put it to you this way," he said, "Ever heard of the X chromosome?"

"Yes."

"Good," he said. And that was all he said. He continued eating his meal and gave me a shrug.

"What does that have to do with pepper?" I asked.

He said, "I don't have an X chromosome. I have two Ys. That's how much of a man I am."

I stared at him. I didn't know what to think.

He said, "I have two you-know-whats."

"Brain cells?"

He laughed. "You're funny," he told me.

First and only date.

8 comments:

  1. Was it this guy?http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-nsfw-1492986433

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  2. "I have two you-know-whats."

    In gender diversity camp, we refer to the second one as "the shocker."

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  3. Oh, yeah, Pepperman! BlueBlue told me all about this one.

    Maybe at two I'd finally have an echo in the canyon. But if all goes well on my date tonight, the Harlem Globetrotters and I will be very happy together.

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  4. @ Fizziks - Ahhahahahahahah!

    Nice finishing line OP!

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  5. Fizziks, if I wasn't in a monogamous relationship I'd probe your sea anemone anyday. Sure, it might try to poison and/or eat me, but I like to think of myself as a mantis shrimp in the sack.

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  6. There's a real guy though who has two penises.

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  7. http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

    Terrence doesn't strike me as this much of a dick from his Reddit appearance.

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  8. Yes Ruby I agree. He seems like a cool dude. Maybe the date was just using the line to get her to look at his dick and then while she was down there she may as well..... But losing half a chromosome doesn't give you an extra dick.

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