10/19/2013

And a Young Politician Begins His Career

Story Sent in by Alex:

Clara was a blind date I set myself up with online. When we met up for drinks, she confessed that I was her very first date ever. That was weird, as she was in her mid-twenties. Then she asked me where my wedding ring was.

I told her that I wasn't married and never was. She again asked me where my wedding ring was, and then again. I told her each time that I wasn't married. She then said that she'd wait there, at the bar, for me to get married.

I told her that I wasn't going to get married. She said she wouldn't speak to me until I had a wedding ring, so I finished my drink and departed.

3 comments:

  1. It's so obvious. She just wanted to see his ring and when he didn't have one it threw her off her game.

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  2. Next question was going to be:
    "So, how old are your kids? No kids? I'll wait here 'till you get some."

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  3. If you like it then you should have put a ring on yourself...?

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