6/26/2013

Why So Serious?

Profile Sent in by Michele:

My self-summary:

I belive that the character of Joker in the Batman was based on me. I have a slick sense of humor and I'm not afraid to show it. I smoke in nonsmoking sections, I run with scissors, and I color outside the lines. I'm a rebel but I am also responsible.


What I'm doing with my life:

I'm not one of those 30ish dweebs who lives in his parents house. My parents converted a garage that is apart on their property to a two floor pad and I live on both floors. Lots of space for me but a nice fit for two...

When I'm not hanging around there I'm working as a dog walker (and sometimes dog catcher). Dogs love me. You would do well to remember that. I will probably want a dog someday.


I'm really good at:

I can make you laugh in 10 seconds or I'll give you $1 million. Its a guarantee I make to everybody but no one has so far collected. I know the best. I am named after a famous singer but no one school me at sing along. I got gauges in my ears that you can stick an arm through but are more sensible. My last boss tried to fire me until I almost brought a lawsuit and now I work walking the dogs. It's a good living so if you don't like it you can shove off for rose bush shores.


The first things people usually notice about me:

The fact that I look like Heath Ledger. When he was alive.

9 comments:

  1. I always describe myself as looking like a present day Brittany Murphy.

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  2. Wonder where he keeps that million bucks? Next to his dad's box of used motor oil, or maybe up in his "bedroom" next to the box of Christmas decorations.

    Was it just me or did his grammar fall apart at the "I'm really good at:" section? Heads up, it isn't writing.

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  3. "My last boss tried to fire me until I almost brought a lawsuit and now I work walking the dogs "

    So, that was a successful technique, then? 'Cuz heads up ladies: this scissor-wielding resposible rebel is all mine to smother in a rose bush shore of my choosing.

    Maybe I can get him to switch residency to something a bit more damp and ticklish and guano-filled....

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  4. As soon as I read that he colours outside the lines my vagina snapped shut like a frightened oyster.

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  5. But the $1 million catch is: He didn't specify whether the laughing was with him, or at him.

    He had me at: "I'm not a loser who lives in his parents house. No, no, far from it; about 20 metres to be exact. But in dog distance, that's like forever, right?"

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  6. My heart was a-thumping until that last line. I was really looking for something more in a current Heath Ledger lookalike...

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  7. My heart was a-thumping until that last line. I was really looking for something more in a current Heath Ledger lookalike...

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  8. Sounds like every girls dream guy....

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  9. 'I run with scissors... I'm responsible.'

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