5/19/2013

Say Aaagh!

Story Sent in by Amber:

David and I talked online for a few weeks. He was a dentist in a group practice and he liked to brag. Aside from that, he was a nice guy and we went out for coffee once with no issues.

We had scheduled up a second date for a Saturday. That Friday before, though, he showed up at my house in the evening, unannounced. When I answered his knocks at the door I asked him, "What are you doing here?"

He was in an undershirt and jeans, rolled up nearly to his upper thighs. He was sweaty and wore a filthy, loose headband. He said, "My dental skills need practice. If I knocked your teeth out, would you let me put them back into your head backwards?"

I closed the door on him and locked it immediately. He shouted through the door, "What about for a shirtless pic? Of you."

I was about five seconds away from calling the police when he took off, jogging away. Needless to say, there was no second date or further correspondence.

7 comments:

  1. Illegal drugs anyone?

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  2. Yeah. Definitely sounds like some sort of controlled substance.

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  3. Epic Bad Date Fail by AcciDental. You're supposed to wait until your victim is more deeply at your mercy - out in public, in your car, in an unfamiliar or dangerous location - before you spring the crazy.

    OP needs to find better losers.

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  4. how would you put someone teeth in backwards?

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  5. @ DaveG - Or just date a meth addict. They could always use some free dental work, and backwards teeth are way better than no teeth.

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  6. Holy hell.... :S Psycho guy!

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  7. Why do I have a feeling that he wasn't really a dentist, either?

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