10/19/2012

Magical Mr. Mephistopheles

Email Sent in by Amanda:

hi amanda, please allow me to introduce a little about myself first. i'm the type of person who's limited with words as i prefer to express my aspirations in deeds. having that said, please excuse the brevity. random facts about me, i was mean to cats when i was a kid. i shoot them with toy guns until they scream loud. however, i love my kindergarten teacher with a passion and usually gave her loong hugs before leaving school. andd.. i love cats now :)

u seem cool, artistic, sweet and down-to-earth which is rare to find these days. i'd like to discover more about you in person and was wondering if you'd be interested in hanging out in the city. how about a casual weekend brunch? or walking across brooklyn bridge? probably early dinner in a lowkey but cool thai resto in st. marks? any other ideas you may have is more than welcome as well. appreciate your time and i look forward to hearing from you.

-derek

6 comments:

  1. On the one hand, I'm glad he got that off his chest early so that I can run away screaming. I was born with only one hand.

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  2. All I can think of is that most serial killers start out hurting animals for funsies as children......

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  3. PS. You bring the cats, I'll bring the gun...

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  4. Interesting enough but why the Faustus reference?

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