9/28/2012

A Line of Guys Stretched 'Round the Block

Story Sent in by Santiago:

Gwen and I were walking down a busy college town main street after dinner. She regaled me with tales about her own college experiences, right there in the town. She had a lot of experiences.

She pointed to a dingy bar and said, "That's where I lost my virginity. In a storage room." We passed a furniture store and she remarked, "I dated a guy who worked here. We had a threesome one night." And when we finally turned to walk on the college campus itself, she said, "I used to meet my former professor in that building once or twice a week to go down on him."

I asked her, "Why are you telling me this?"

She replied, "Just to talk about it, I guess. Why, are you jealous?"

"No."

"Why not?"

I was taken aback by the question. So much so, that I didn't know how to respond to it, at first. Finally, I mustered, "I... well, I guess because I don't really care about your past."

She replied, "So you don't care how many guys I've been naked in front of?"

"Nope."

"Guys I've had every way from Sunday? You really don't care?"

"Nope."

She snorted, then said, "All right, then. Date's over, I guess."

Again, I was a bit surprised at the turn of events, but this time, I was a bit more equal to it. I said, "I guess," and we parted ways on the spot. Near as I can figure, she was upset that I wasn't envious of her prior encounters, although I don't really see what good could have come from things if I was. Well, her loss.

7 comments:

  1. She likes to play with guys. Their cocks, made so abundantly clear. But you'd have been in for most likely nothing more than manipulation attempts.

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  2. Personally, I think she's upset that you didn't inquire about her rates, hours of operation, and group and family discounts. To say nothing of the rewards card.

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    1. HAHA! Good one! I was thinking the same.

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  3. Her loss!? Don't think so...
    she's giving rim jobs to her next date and you are doing the knuckle-shuffle on yourself.

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  4. She was looking for drama, good job in not providing it.

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  5. What happened to 'a lady doesn't kiss and tell' ?? Weird girl. Indeed Ashley, probably a wannabe dramaqueen.

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  6. She was playing girl games to see what sort of guy you are, and whether you'd sleep with a 'ho'.

    If you objected, then she MIGHT have said, "Only kidding!", or some other manipulative bollocks to tie you up in knots and push your buttons.

    Good exit. Save the drama.

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