5/12/2012

But Enough About You

Profile Sent in by Sarah:

You should message me if:

SENSE OF HUMOR IS MANDATORY. Please realize what i have to say is always intended with humor and much of it humor sarcasm.

If your unfriendly and uptight then thats a good possibility as to why your single.

Your not immature, agephobic (looking for a guy 2-4 years within your age), sexaphobic or here dating because your socialy/dating disfunctional.

you have a healthy view of sex with no possible hidden baggage such as severe dating agecaps. I understand not wanting to date grandpa but a healthy agerange of 15-20 years is generaly signs your mentaly healthy (as long as your within legal agelimits). Its healthy to love sex not creepy or icky. If you dont love sex your either doing it wrong or someone has done something wrong to you with my sympathies, not interested in being your shrink and dating you. Generaly men date within 15-20 years of thier age on here/in general, women within 2-4 (wich is why your eternaly single).

you type in complete sentences and dont use words like ur and idk like a 12th grader.

your not conservative or religious. I prefer aithiests/agnostics and people that are mentaly sane.

your 18+.

you have postitive self esteem, a healthy view of sex and are sexualy active and dating active and hopefully just using the internet to add to your datelife, not because your neuroticaly disfunctional.

If your bisexual your pro threesome and not using the term because you are an attention whore and male burnout. please no more kooky chicks with the im bi but not sexual, im on a datesite but not here to date why are these jerks hitting on me,etc.

your fun, friendly, like clubbing, movies, videogames, exploring la and would not like to be a visitor with poor taste in men. :)

6 comments:

  1. "I'm a sarcastically hateful old guy who really doesn't like women, but who will tolerate the ones I can con into letting me use and abuse them til I'm ready to toss them aside. Hurry and write before the nurses come back to give me my meds."

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  2. I love douchebag old guys that creep on women much younger than themselves (Twenty bucks this guy would find dating a woman 15 to 20 years older than himself "icky".) and always whip out "BUT I WAS JUST JOKING! YOU'RE STUPID BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! IT'S YOUR FAULT!" when called out on being a dick! *swoon*

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  3. I wish this dude knew the difference between your and you're.

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  4. Oh god, the grammar. The terrible, terrible grammar...

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  5. *I
    *you're
    *that's
    *you're
    *You're
    *you're
    *socially
    *dysfunctional
    *You
    *age range
    *generally
    *you're
    *you're
    *age limits
    *It's
    *don't
    *you're
    *which
    *eternally
    *You
    *don't
    *You're
    *atheists
    *mentally
    *You're (sigh)
    *You
    *sexually
    *you're
    *neurotically
    *dysfunctional
    *you're
    *you're
    *Please
    *I'm
    *You're
    *video games

    I'm not even going to START on the punctuation. Did I miss anything? I'm going to go cry now.

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  6. It's funny because he specifically asked for girls who use proper language haha. Oh those silly old pedophiles!

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