4/09/2012

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Email Sent in by Boris:

I HAVE INFLATABLE BEACH BALL AND YOU WILL STAND ON IT AND I WILL THROW RINGS AT YOUR WHISKERED SNOUT. FOR EVERY RING YOU CATCH I WILL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR BILL! THIS WILL BE OUR FIRST OF MANY DATES TOGETHER.

ORK ORK ORK!

SUSANNE

5 comments:

  1. I'd do it, if she was hot...

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  2. Depends on what she means by "snout".

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  3. Fuck the dollars....throw your fish at me!

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  4. Please excuse my crazy aunt....

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  5. FUCK THE BALL WHAT IF YOU BLEW A SEAL

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