3/08/2012

Who Are You Not Going to Call?

Email Sent in by Spencer:

Hola I am Tiffany. I started my oewn business here in america and now am rich! I am serious you should see below:

Do you believe in GHOSTS? There are everywhere! If you order my GHOST elimination kit (©®†1995) then you will be safe from GHOSTS. It is only 19.99.99.99.99USD. NOT A JOKE.

I sell my GHOST elimination packets to only men because I have leanred that women can't defeat GHOSTS. Yes I am a woman but my GHOST elimination kit (©®†1995) was made from my idea by men and then I owned it. Other than that I love my family and pet cat and my nieces and nephew.

Remember that to eliminate GHOSTS you need my GHOST elimination kit (©®†1995) so what are you waiting for be rid of GHOSTS today.

Tiffany

7 comments:

  1. Hmmm... I don't know, Tiffany. $19.99.99.99.99 sounds good, but when you figure in $ßœ.9µ in taxes and $¥ø¬ in shipping...

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  2. That is the best! That actually made my day.

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  3. TROUBLE WITH A SHEDDING PUSSY?
    TIRED OF HEARING ~ BUT NOT SEEING GHOSTS?
    ORER NOW AND GET A SHTICKY® THROWN IN FOR FREE.
    Just pay for shipping!

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  4. Maybe this is some kind of code for prostitution? And she's saying its only for men, not women... i.e. she doesn't do women.

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  5. You may be onto something there, Steve.

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  6. This was clearly written by a man.

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