Email Sent in by Donna:
Hello if we meet we can scream together. I will scream at your baking in the cook room and you will scream at my enormous genitals.
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3 comments:
1. Antifeminist! Assuming women bake. How dare he.
2. And I've been calling it a "kitchen" this whole time. Silly me.
3. He's taken away the element of surprise. Unlikely I'll scream now, since I know what's coming. Idiot.
Another case of "Look honey, i shrunk my d**k"
"Unlikely I'll scream now, since I know what's coming."
The "enormous genitals?"
Fuck yeah... From now on I'm calling it the Cook Room.
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