3/29/2012

There's an App for That

Email Sent in by Tabitha:

I hae seen you on thi site for a long time. Why are no men taking you? I will perhaps be that man. I am Pierre and I am a programmer for a famous app company. You have probably used my apps. If you have used my apps then you should do something for me to pay me back for the app that has brought you so much pleasure. You can start by cooking me a nice meal and then becoming assnaked for me and you and I will have some good fun together.

Send pics (with or without assnaked) plz. It will help me decide how to take you to dinner?

Pierre

1 comment:

  1. Now we know who's responsible for Farmville.

    ReplyDelete

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