3/27/2012

Okay with You if I'm Still Scared?

Email Sent in by Giselle:

Hello:

I am looking for my queen of sorts. Perhaps she is on this site right now. How to tewll if she is a queen? Queens are told of in three ways:

1. Lineage.
2. Deeds.
3. Blood.

You should tell me a bit about your family then. Who are they? Is it a big family? Do you have brothers and sisters? What do your parents do? Are they noble people in your family?

Second you should list me the deeds you have done in order. What have you done to help the poor? What have you done to hurt the rich? Are you generous or are you like tyrannosaur?

For blood I can just snap you in half and check inside to make sure you have it and that it it royal. Ha I won't really so don't be scared.

Jack

5 comments:

  1. Hello,
    I am looking for losers of sorts. Perhaps they is on this site right now. How to tewll if he is a loser? Losers are told of in three ways:

    1. Lame openers like "Hello, I am looking for"
    2. Asking the other person to prove their worth before demonstrating your own value.
    3. Stupid jokes of the "I will hurt you - ha, just kidding!" variety.

    You should tell me a bit about your personality then. Do you have one? Is it noticeable? Do other people talk to you voluntarily, or just your brothers and sisters? What about your parents? Are there many losers in your family?

    Second you should list me the stupid things you have done in order, so that I may put them on bad dating websites. What have you done to help annoying? What have you done to hurt yourself in humorous ways? Are you mentally handicapped or are you like, valley girl retarded?

    For random comments I can just snap my fingers at you and check nitrogen fuel pump lever to make sure maximum VCR repair that it it royal. Ha I won't really so don't be scared of dumb joke.

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    1. I think I love you, Wolfie.

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    2. You are awesome wolf. I was gonna make some comments, but you covered it all.

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  2. I like how you think. LOL

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