3/06/2012

Bad Form

Emails Sent in by William:

(William says: "I had a first date planned with Jess, and she stood me up. I wrote her an email to ask what happened, and a week later I received this:")

Dear John:

I'm sorry I stood you up. Something unavoidable happened (an emergency) and I could not be at our date. We can reschedule if you want (no guarantees that something bad won't happen again though) but I will understand if you do not want to.

Fondly,
Jess


William Responds:

Thanks for the apology, but you addressed it to John. My name's Will.


Jess Responds:

Sorry Will. I meant to send that to another guy I stood up. Same words apply though.

3 comments:

  1. Dear Mary, you're a b*tch. Whoops, I meant Jess. Same words apply though.

    ReplyDelete
  2. What a jackass. Just come out and say "Thanks but no thanks".

    ReplyDelete
  3. Dear, B*tch, you're a jackass, and yes I meant to call you that. That name definitely applies.

    ReplyDelete

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