Emails Sent in by William:
(William says: "I had a first date planned with Jess, and she stood me up. I wrote her an email to ask what happened, and a week later I received this:")
Dear John:
I'm sorry I stood you up. Something unavoidable happened (an emergency) and I could not be at our date. We can reschedule if you want (no guarantees that something bad won't happen again though) but I will understand if you do not want to.
Fondly,
Jess
William Responds:
Thanks for the apology, but you addressed it to John. My name's Will.
Jess Responds:
Sorry Will. I meant to send that to another guy I stood up. Same words apply though.
3 comments:
Dear Mary, you're a b*tch. Whoops, I meant Jess. Same words apply though.
What a jackass. Just come out and say "Thanks but no thanks".
Dear, B*tch, you're a jackass, and yes I meant to call you that. That name definitely applies.
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