2/04/2012

Three's Revenge

Email Sent in by Mel:

I need your help. If you give me safety pants then I will unzip your brain from your body. This has everything to do with dancing: the number 3 is not important, but 1,2,4,5,6,7 and 8 are. It is dangerous to be here. At night, TAKE THIS MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT HE IS HERE

Zachary

2 comments:

  1. I will give you bacon pants and release the hounds.

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