Email Sent in by Vernon:
Hello,
When I was a little girl I had an encyclopedia set on my shelves. Do you know what it means as a little kid to have the sum of worlds knowledge in simple books on your shelf? Nowa days people just go to the computers to tell them the answer as if a computer had all the answers. Anyway I was curious what you thought about that.
I'm Heather and I live in Hoboken. I have written a lot of poetry and I have published some of it. I write lyrics for local bands and I want you to know that if you are in a band I will take then hand off of a local singer and attach it to your other hand. Like if you have a right hand already then I will take off the local singer's right hand and attach it to where your left hand used to be so that you will have two right hands instead of a right hand and left hand. I hope that makes sense altough I can explain it better if you need me to.
Keep in touch and tell me what you're up against.
Heather
8 comments:
Can you write her back? I need it explained better.
Gotta hand it to her she confused me, ....but I can't quite put my finger on how. If she put two left hand on one body, would that person be alright?
Not with two left hands, he can't!
Clearly, she works in a body shop. It's a shame your left hand does not know what her right hand is doing. and vice versa. Decline politely if she offers you a hand-sandwich.
This is why you should never accept when a stranger offers you a "hand-job".
I continue to agitate for a serial killer tag! Maybe "fava beans and a nice Chianti" would be appropriate?
I gotta give it to you on this one, Agnes. I'm convinced. +1
Thanks for lending a helping hand to my cause, Churro!
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