2/27/2012

So That's Where Your Excitement Gland Is

Email Sent in by Isaac:

I felt a mighty excitement in my butt when I read your profile. That is where my excitement gland is. It busted against my chair like another heartbeat, so what do you say to writing me butt-butt-back?

Marcia

4 comments:

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    1. I really thought that comment would be beneath me, butt, I left it all behind and don't feel like an ass for saying so. Oh, and cornhole!

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  2. New label idea: "Howie Bait."

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