Friendless. Brainless. Helpless. Hopeless. Hairless?

Email Sent in by Ethan:

Hello Mr. Sir Mr.:

You've got way more hair than is healthy. Trim it or let me and my girls buff your freshly bald head to a waxy finish! We have never had a complaint! I am part of a secret society of women who want to see all bald men on earth. Will you join us? You don't have to be a woman. Only bald.

We like bald men because it is indicative of character. Bald men take this quote from a bald man web page: "Old wives stories state the men with no hair have had their strands burn up because of their awe-inspiring passion." I have seen it in action and it is true to be believed!

Note in closing it is Alec BALDwin, not Alec HAIRwin. Noodles and such. LOL.

Mae