Email Sent in by Steve:
I have loved many men. Some have been made of wood, some of metal, some of knit wool, but none substitute for the real thing. I then propose to you a trade: you take me out for a no-obligation dinner. I will give you good conversation and the privilege of being seen in public with me in return.
I AM LADY GAGA.
Some might say that I am Lady Gaga. I am not. It has been said that I am a dragon lady. Again, to this I say I am not.
I AM LADY GAGA.
No! No! No! You can be as sad about this as you want. I am just a normal girl who wants to have a nice night out with a nice guy. Why are you all saying this about me? I digress:
I AM LADY GAGA.
No I am not. End the tape. Clearly I have some talking to do. Look at my photos. I am clearly not Lady Gaga.
What do you think?
Esther
I didn't realize that Lady Gaga suffered from schizophrenia - I thought the eccentric act was a stage thing.
ReplyDeleteI think there was one too many "A"s in GAGA.
ReplyDelete"What do you think?"
ReplyDeleteEmmm... You are an idiot?
I don't know if I can trust a woman who spent most of her adult life dating golems.
ReplyDelete"I will give you good conversation and the privilege of being seen in public with me in return."
ReplyDeleteKeep dreaming, hun... ;-)