2/06/2012

But You're Crazy Enough to Be

Email Sent in by Steve:

I have loved many men. Some have been made of wood, some of metal, some of knit wool, but none substitute for the real thing. I then propose to you a trade: you take me out for a no-obligation dinner. I will give you good conversation and the privilege of being seen in public with me in return.

I AM LADY GAGA.

Some might say that I am Lady Gaga. I am not. It has been said that I am a dragon lady. Again, to this I say I am not.

I AM LADY GAGA.

No! No! No! You can be as sad about this as you want. I am just a normal girl who wants to have a nice night out with a nice guy. Why are you all saying this about me? I digress:

I AM LADY GAGA.

No I am not. End the tape. Clearly I have some talking to do. Look at my photos. I am clearly not Lady Gaga.

What do you think?

Esther

5 comments:

  1. I didn't realize that Lady Gaga suffered from schizophrenia - I thought the eccentric act was a stage thing.

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  2. I think there was one too many "A"s in GAGA.

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  3. "What do you think?"

    Emmm... You are an idiot?

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  4. I don't know if I can trust a woman who spent most of her adult life dating golems.

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  5. "I will give you good conversation and the privilege of being seen in public with me in return."

    Keep dreaming, hun... ;-)

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