"Beauty" Tips

Profile Sent in by Kolleen:

The most private thing I'm willing to admit:

I frequently change my hairstyle to match the hairstyles of the girl I'm seeing. I've done this so often (and my hair is so versatile) that my hair will frequently do a better job of looking good than yours. You'll beg me for tips and I'll be happy to supply them as long as you adore my fragrant seed.

1 comment:

  1. And then I had jizz in my hair...

    /Lonely Island


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