2/13/2012

Awkward Delivery Room Conversations

Email Sent in by Eric:

I am seeking a prince for the princess that is me. I will be Bubba. You will be Gump! But I will not die in Vietnam. Preferably you will kick the bucket first. With some mating, you and I (Bubba and Gump) will create shrimp. Bubba Gump Shrimp! Get it!

Claire

4 comments:

  1. The only princess I'm interested in now is Kate Middleton.

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    1. Some weird British law keeps her from *actually* being a princess, I thought. She's stuck with "dutchess" or something, I think...

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    2. Actually, she is a Princess of the UK, but does not refer to herself that way for some reason.

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  2. Well, at least there is some mating involved?

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