1/21/2012

You Sure He Spelled it Wrong?

Emails Sent in by Brenda:

hello.

would you like to come over to my place for dinner? I promise to be nice and make you magical delicious things. I will start to cock when you tell me.

Bruce

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Brenda Responds:

Hi Bruce,

While I appreciate the offer, I make it a policy to not go over to a guy's house on a first date. It's nothing personal and I hope you understand. Maybe we can meet for coffee. I read your profile and you seem to have a good sense of humor!

Also, you spelled cook wrong.

Brenda

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Bruce Responds:

A high and mighty bitch who's too good to come over to what she thinks is a poor boy's house? Or maybe you think I'm a rapist. I am neither you judgmental shitbag.

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Brenda Responds:

You promised me in your first email that you'd be nice. Now you are breaking that promise? Wow. Maybe it's better that we never meet up.

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Bruce Responds:

hello.

would you like to come over to my place for dinner? I promise to be nice and make you magical delicious things. I will start to cock when you tell me.

Bruce

4 comments:

  1. Totes didn't notice the misspelling until Brenda pointed it out. Moral of the story: Subliminal messaging works sometimes!

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  2. I'm pretty sure he'd start cocking well before she arrived.....

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  3. Amazing how he doesn't understand the difference between being judgmental and cautious...
    He probably IS dangerous, (possibly a rapist) if he got so offended by that.

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