1/07/2012

Self-Preservation: Not a Universal Instinct?

Emails Sent in by Aaron:

Who did u kill?

Nadia


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Aaron Responds:

No one lately. Why do you ask?

Aaron


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Nadia Responds:

I was just kidding! Omg! r u really a killer? I didn't know they let killers on here. Respect respect.

Nadia


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Aaron Responds:

I'm just on here looking for fresh victims. What's your address?

Aaron


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Nadia Responds:

Not givin my addy to a killer lol. U gonna tell me who u killed or no?

Nadia


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Aaron Responds:

In person only. Sorry.

Aaron


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Nadia Responds:

LOL ok. My addy is 212 mauzy pkwy. springfield. U around today?

Nadia


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Aaron Responds:

I'm already there. Upstairs.


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Nadia Responds:

???

6 comments:

  1. You have won 50 million dollars in a competition you havent entered. Now you only need to sent me 10000 for transfer fees. Thanks!

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  2. BAHahahahahahaha woooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

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  3. Nadia was confused at the end, since her trailer clearly doesn't have an upstairs...

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  4. I also live in Springfield! My name is Jimbo Jones and I live at 1094 Evergreen Terrace.

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  5. ^Aha! Big mistake, pal! I knew he'd slip up sooner or later!

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