1/23/2012

Monkey See, Monkey Don't

Emails Sent in by Tom:

I've checked your profile out so many times and still you have not written me. For a bag of meat with a purported brain I think you can be pretty silly! It is easy! You can even reply below instead of writing a new message! One less step from thoughtful me.

You type in the box below: Hi Genevieve. So nice to hear from you. I am interested in you and I want to hear more about your life. My life will be incomplete until I have heard from you.

Or something like that! You can even copy/paste it! I have made it easy for you and you can now do it! I await your message!

From,
Genevieve.


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Tom Responds:

Hi Genevieve. So nice to hear from you. I am interested in you and I want to hear more about your life. My life will be incomplete until I have heard from you.

Or something like that! You can even copy/paste it! I have made it easy for you and you can now do it! I await your message!

From,
Genevieve.


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Genevieve Responds:

No you were not supposed to include everything below it including my name! You were just supposed to include that one first paragraph and sign it your name silly.

From,
Genevieve


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Tom Responds:

I've checked your profile out so many times and still you have not written me. For a bag of meat with a purported brain I think you can be pretty silly! It is easy! You can even reply below instead of writing a new message! One less step from thoughtful me.

From,
Tom


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Genevieve Responds:

NO!!! Haha you should just write "Hi Genevieve. So nice to hear from you. I am interested in you and I want to hear more about your life. My life will be incomplete until I have heard from you." That is all!

From,
Genevieve


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Tom Responds:

Hi Samantha. So nice to hear from you. I am interested in you and I want to hear more about your life. My life will be incomplete until I have heard from you.


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Genevieve Responds:

WHO IS SAMANTHA???

18 comments:

  1. Sigh... and women want equal pay in the workplace?

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    1. What does that matter have to do with this?

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    2. If we're going to be judging half the population on some sort of corporate identity characteristics based on samples from ABCotD, I've got some BAD NEWS for you about men.

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    3. Steve-O, couldn't you just call "fake" on this one like always instead of trying to rile the masses with your fake misogyny?

      But now here I am about to go with the old standby route of accusing the OP of being the bigger fool here by wasting so much of his time messing with this woman whose IQ likely dips below 52. It's like a foot race with a man with no legs. Good job.. you win. C'mon man.

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    4. Agnes wins this particular comment thread.

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  2. Aw, this actually makes me kind of sad. A developmentally disabled girl got a crush on the OP, and instead of letting her down gently, he decided to mock her. :-(

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  3. ^^Agreed. This was an email jujitsu throw.

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    1. Jared you don't have to ^^ any more, you added a reply feature remember :)

      Also, I'm a little bit in love with OP :D

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  4. ^I like the sound the carrot makes when I type it, okay?

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  5. i won't call this a classic... okay, i was going to call it a classic, but i'll go with minor classic.

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  6. Up until the moment I discovered ABCotD, I was under the impression there were other female names other than Genevieve and Alana.

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    1. To my knowledge, I believe that I've used "Genevieve" to take the place of a name fewer than five times, and the slightly more common "Alana" less than 20, out of over 2,400 opportunities. Are you using new math?

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  7. I bet Genevieve shags like a minx, though. The dumb ones always do...

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