1/10/2012

Look Who Crawled Out of His Cave

Profile Sent in by Joy:

What I'm doing with my life:

POUNDING YOUR FACE WITH MY MEAT EVERY NIGHT. OH WAIT I'M NOT DOING THAT. I CAN TEACH YOU TO DOUGIE IN EXCHANGE. WRITE TO ME IF YOU'RE INTERESTED - SUBJECT LINE - PLATO'S BEEF PHILOSOPHY.

2 comments:

  1. Jared's title is better than the guy's email - "Plato's Beef Philosophy" sounds gross and weird, but "Plato's Allegory of the Cave" sounds much more appropriate, and it's generally along the same lines in my opinion.

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  2. how sad is it that i at least gave the guy props for using "you're" correctly??

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