A Bad Case of the Dates: Internet: Loser Lubrication

1/29/2012

Internet: Loser Lubrication

Profile Sent in by Esther:

About me:

Wine: social lubrication. Compassion: emotional lubrication. Sweat: physical lubrication between two bodies. All three combined makes for a great night!

Oh is that risque? I am just that type of guy lol! I sit back on the monkey bars of life! You call up to me I answer, but only with that special lubrication! Badadadadum!

Oh my sense of humor takes some getting used to but (oil me!) it is well worth it!

4 comments:

chersuego1/29/2012 9:08 PM
Oh my fucking gawd.
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Ankh Ascendant1/29/2012 11:09 PM
I think the title's just about right.
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Dunicha1/31/2012 12:13 PM
Sweat is kinda salty, isn't it? I'm not sure I'd want to use it as lubrication.
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Dunicha1/31/2012 12:13 PM
Sweat is kinda salty, isn't it? I'm not sure I'd want to use it as lubrication.
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