12/21/2011

Mozart's Revenge

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My self-summary:

I'm a popular songwriter who you've probably heard of or at least my music. It keeps getting ripped off my the RIAA companies and now I'm actually involved in half a dozen (that's 6) lawsuits against them and various "songwriters" who you've definitely heard of. Just a formality really since I have all the proof in the world that I wrote those popular songs. You know them. I promise.

Things I like include people who like my music and know that I am their original author/songwriter copyright ©©©©©©©©©.

Things I don't like include RECORD COMPANY THIEVES WHO STEAL MUSIC FROM GOOD HARDWORKING PEOPLE AND MARKET IT AS ORIGINAL WORK BY "ARTISTS" WHO COULDN"T SING THEIR WAY OUT OF A GODDAMN PAPER BAG. A LOT OF MONEY IS COMING TO ME AND THERE WILL BE VENGEANCE. I WILL TAKE THREM ALLDOWN AND YOU WIL HAVE HEARD OF ME BY THE TIME THE DUST SETTLES.

There's a clue in that last paragraph. I can't say much more but know that I am pasisonate about my work and fiercely protective of it. Know this if you decide to contact me and attempt to steal more of my music.

2 comments:

  1. "There's a clue in that last paragraph."

    I think I have all the clues I need, thanks.

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  2. Wow, they really ARE a songwriter! Just look at the passion, the cadence...the all caps in that prose. Total top 40.

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