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12/27/2011

Everybody in Here Is Innocent

Profile Sent in by Julianna:

What I'm doing with my life:

It's my goal to be RICH and FAMOUS by 30 and I'm halfway there!!! Likely due to me grand larceny conviction (for the record I DID NOT DO ANYTHING but drive a getaway car. I wasn't the one who stole the money. Blame my ex-friend for that.) Hopefully you are one of those girls who admire honesty. I'd have to tell you sooner or later anyway, and lots of people still email me regardless.

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So, does the larceny charge make him rich, or famous?

He's 15? (Insert joke about driving without a license here).

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^ I was thinking he meant he was halfway to being rich and famous.

I do admire honesty. I admire the fact that it allows me to avoid stupid dildos with confidence and ease.

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