11/09/2011

We All Must Aspire for Greatness

Profile Sent in by Ana:

What I'm doing with my life:

LOVE TO EAT OFF ASSES. BBWS ARE FINE - MORE ASS = MORE FOOD! I AVOID THE CRACK AT ALL COSTS AND MAKE SURE YOU WASH YOUR CHEEKS 1ST!!!!!

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  2. Jared...99.9% of the time, your headings are ON! Often, they are better than the story..

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    We All Must ASSpire for Greatness

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  3. Reminds me of that Cracked article about the least sexually appealing porn titles ever. There was one called "Blowing Up Asses". This profile snippet is on the same level as that.

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  4. Thanks, Howie. You are my inspiration.

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  5. ^ Oh gawd...You must inspire higher...or you are very good at sarcasm!

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